Weapons for sale

[Kumari]

Short dagger:50 gold
Short sword:100gold
Sword:150 gold
Master handler sword:500 gold


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[killigin connington]

a little boy named k.c. walke into the store andc welcoemd yhe man. 'hello he said happilt and stood next to a statu of a kat.

'oh hello said teh man warmily and satf down.have a seat he said weirdly

um r u gonna rape me

no

r u sur

yes said da mon eveliy

i dont kno

oh im safe dont worry

ok said killigin well can i have a lil money i need to rescue my moma from da hood

oh if dats da case, den y not?

k thanx

no prob killigin

'HOW DOES HEE KNO MI NAM??'

DUN NUN NUN

[old storekeeper harrison ford]

harrison the edlerlie shoopkeeperr walked up 2 killigin with a fron on his face

u cant ask 4 muney its a shop ur suposed to by something

no said killigan i need it for my moma in da hood or else shell die

o if dats da case then yes

ok thanx said kc with a crookd grin

[killigin connington]

[glow=pink,2,300]kilgin said wait i need dat muny cin i git it?

no

but u sad yes968

bt now i say no

k

moma gon have to wsit

ok

killign walked out of ghe store feelig foolih

mon i ned da muny moma gon die

wut do u do in a sitution like dis?

[/glow]

[lolo nona]

lolo walkd into da pet shop wit a smile on her face.she layed her muny bag on da tabl and lookd at da shopkepr

weres mi cat i want it

u didnt ask for 1

yeah i did said lolo with a fron she took out a weiner blade and sharpend it

put it away i dont want truble

ur lookin for it

o no im not

well u shuld b

get away

lolo sliced da tabl in 2

i tihnk ur givin mi da kat now rigt

yes

[killigin connington]

kiligin waked int ther pets room ans saif hey put da weiner blade awa6y im a good boy

no

plz?

no

i love you

ok

[lolo nona]

lolo walkd into da har salon wit a smile on her face.she layed her muny bag on da tabl and lookd at da shopkepr

weres mi hair cut i want it

u didnt ask for 1 did u

yeah i did said lolo with a fron she took out a weiner blade and sharpend it wit da sisors

put it away i dont want truble said da salon keepr scardly

ur lookin for a figt

o no im not

well u shuld b

get away

lolo sliced da tabl in 2

i tihnk ur givin mi da har cut u need 2 give me now rigt

yes

[Kiki Bonefiki]

Kiki walked into the salon. "Alfonze! Where are you?! I need my daily cut! You know my mustache grows every minute!"

She screeched at a woman who was watching her andf said, "What? Am I a killer, or something? Mind your own bees-wax!"

"ALFONZE!!!"

[alfonze da hair cuter]

alfonze came frm behind teh desk timdly and sad:

hey im sry ill get ur har cut rigt now

kiki sad:

kk but da next tim u do dis im gona kill u

alfonze:

o no we dont want dat

[fabio banty]

fabio walkd to da lawndrie place wit a fron in his face.his cloths were staned wit blod from a batle he had wit a person.

hello he said to da lawndie man can u clean dese 4 me

yes said the lawndire man lay dem on da tabl and ill tel mi workrs to clen it

thanx said fabio with a smile u have made mi day

no problem

[andy bok]

hey fabo i mised u

fabo sad yes mi mis u 2

andy: i ned sum muny doo u got ani?

no y

cuz i ned 2 gt moma out da gang

o if dat da cse den sur y not/

god is wachin us.doo as i say

k

[ronie chel]

i ned a bakry rol

wut

cud i get 1

no

y

i ned al mi baky rols

k

[arnold schwartenegger]

hey i b arnld scwarteneger cud i get sum vegies

no

y

cuz u cant

k

teh next day a.s. went to the blacksmith

cud i get a sharp weiner sword

y

cuz i ned 2 get mi moma fom dady house he a bad dady he beat mii momi leme sav er

no

plz

wull k

tanks

no probleo andi

wut

andi

wut i b anold shwartner

k

[reran nonie]

octobr 5t a babi is born

o mi lok at hr she a buty

i no

o mi

yes

i luv u babie

mi 2 babie

k

[Carley Watsinoegi]

hello mr said carely.she smiled swetly.

hi mi name is dr poabeb said the dr

kk im carley

nice 2 met u

u 2

kk

carly smiled agan

ur cute do u hav a bf

no

do u want to b my gf

kk

thanx i need 1

i needed a bf 2

ok